Tyler Durden as President

Tyler Durden is a modern genius.
Ranking him among the top 5 most influential thinkers,
he would fall half a notch below Aristotle.
Right above St. Augustine.
His campaign slogan let people know
that the first rule of voting is:
You do NOT talk about voting.
Oddly enough, that's the second rule too.
So now he's the President.
The new laws have impacted everyone.
If you want your license you must pass a test
which requires you to let go of the steering wheel.
You do not pass until you crash
into a ditch.
The Near-Life-Experience Exam is what he calls it.
His Fight Congress makes all decisions
depending on the outcome of fights.
So when the Gentleman from California
and the Gentleman from Arkansas
split the room into two ideas
a bare-knuckle fight is commenced to solve the problem
peacefully.
All they have to remember is their 6th Amendment:
no shirts, no shoes.
President Durden hope to rule the nation
for several more decades.
He needs the time to make the world he sees a reality.
Where the advertising of crass materialism is dead
and we can return to the bare essentials of life.
In the world he sees, we are stalking elk around the ruins
of Rockefeller Center.
In the world he sees, we are free to do anything
only after we have lost everything



...this little monkey could be the damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race